All the ways I don't want to die

In today's latimes.com and its affiliate sites, I found all the ways I really don't want to die:

• Man's burned body found in wheelchair in South L.A.

• Lawsuit filed in Local Man's Wood Chipper Death

• Motorist Injured by Someone Throwing Rocks on Freeway

• Woman killed when car flips over on 710 Freeway offramp

• Nestle Recalls Cookie Dough Products

• Grenade launchers reportedly found in Reseda home

So what's worse? Being burned alive in your wheelchair, getting sucked into a wood chipper, having your car flip over when someone throws a rock into the windshield at precisely the moment you're hit with E.coli bacteria from the cookie you're eating, or a grenade rocket smashing through a window of Reseda's own Mongolian Bar-B-Q King's right when you're about to enjoy your Stir Fry Bowl?