After nearly three months of living here, I am no more certain about a career than when I was living in New York. But this what can never be taken away from me: wide ass aisles at Trader Joe's. I no longer have to cut a bitch for the last box of mini quiches she promised to bring to her ironic knitting club. No longer do I have to stand in a line that extends the length of the store and help others shop their dairy needs, because I'm blocking the entire section. I have multiple Trader Joe's and they're huge and no one can take that away from me...until they randomly burst into flames during fire season, I mean, summer.
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Porn for New Yorkers #3: You can actually walk around a Trader Joe's
After nearly three months of living here, I am no more certain about a career than when I was living in New York. But this what can never be taken away from me: wide ass aisles at Trader Joe's. I no longer have to cut a bitch for the last box of mini quiches she promised to bring to her ironic knitting club. No longer do I have to stand in a line that extends the length of the store and help others shop their dairy needs, because I'm blocking the entire section. I have multiple Trader Joe's and they're huge and no one can take that away from me...until they randomly burst into flames during fire season, I mean, summer.
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wide ass aisles = aisles for wide asses
ReplyDeletesometimes i miss the little things about california. the little things meaning the bigger things.
i'm going to take a nap now.