Thursday, April 23, 2009

I was waiting for that one LA thing to make my head explode and here it is

While sitting unshowered at noon finding any reason to not go outside and attempt to exercise, I found this little ad on top of a casting site: http://www.realityu.tv/. It's Reality TV College! A program aimed to give you the tools and resources to be a Reality TV star. The curriculum includes improvisation, how to perform under pressure, conflict resolution, and physical training. Ofcoure it's in Malibu. It's probably wedged in between Promises Rehab and the same McMansion used for every VH1 show. No, it's not a banner ad for a Cosmetology School website, it's an ad on a website for actors. Who better for Reality TV than those emotionally and financially depleted and willing to accept that having a legitimate career in this business is futile. I'd like to propose the following elective courses:
  • What to do when a fellow contestant shits on the rug.
  • How to defend yourself when a crazy bitch spits on you.
  • How to best look like the 90's and the first decade of the 21st century never happened so you can qualify for Rock of Love.
  • How to turn years of Daddy issues and be this.
Guess what's the banner ad for Heather's myspace fan site? "Top Acting School", New York Film Academy. Ofcourse.

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