tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4009484920327839593.post1419354198562270914..comments2023-10-18T03:23:15.092-07:00Comments on I Stomach LA: What I Learned 10 Years Out of CollegeLaura Manninohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14419724295471546195noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4009484920327839593.post-24359635426541211412015-03-09T14:51:04.327-07:002015-03-09T14:51:04.327-07:00Mention our mortality in thy stand-up, will ya? Go...Mention our mortality in thy stand-up, will ya? Goody2shoes.<br /><br />Q: Why should you love our exploded plethora of produce which’ll plant the seeds for YOU to grow to great heights?? PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK: <br /><br />A: Greetings, earthling. Not sure if we're on the same page if you saw what I saw. Because I was an actual NDE on the outskirts of the Great Beyond at 15 yet wasn’t allowed in, lemme share with you what I actually know Seventh-Heaven’s Big-Bang’s gonna be like for us if ya believe/accept: meet this ultra-bombastic, ex-mortal-Upstairs for the most extra-blatant, catch-22-excitotoxins, myriads of cogently-ironic-metaphors, guhroovaliciousnessly-delicious-endorphin-rush, pleasure-beyond-measure, Ultra-Firepower-Idyllic-Addiction in the Great Beyond for a BIG-ol, kick-off-to-kick-ass, party-hardy, robust-N-risqué, eternal-real-McCoy-warp-drive you DO NOT wanna miss the sink-your-teeth-in-the-rrrock’nNsmmmokin’-hot-deal: PLEASE KEEP HANDS/FEET INSIDE THE RIDE UNTIL WE MADE A CIRCUMFERENCE OF the OUTSTANDING, NEVER-ENDING, THRILLIONTH-RED-MARKER-POSSIBILITIES …with eXtra eXciting eXtroverts doing the most vivid, brazen congrewnts: flawless as pearls, baby, from the Toyster Upstairs!!! Gain altitude, not attitude, and take front-row-seats, as the inexhaustible, irresistible intimacy shall blow-your-fragile-mind to peaces, miss gorgeous. Meet me Upstairs. Do that for us. Cya soon, girl…<br /><br />PS “It is impossible that anyone should NOT receive all that they have believed and hoped to obtain; it gives Me great pleasure when they hope great things from Me and I will always give them more than they expect”<br />-Our Lord to Saint Gertrude-blessed holy socks, the non-perishable-zealothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00241446130197185049noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4009484920327839593.post-45552665266212957752011-06-30T10:26:16.167-07:002011-06-30T10:26:16.167-07:00This comment has been removed by the author.Colby Moorehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11984711453640109336noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4009484920327839593.post-14758115014135485212011-06-30T10:24:32.326-07:002011-06-30T10:24:32.326-07:00This comment has been removed by the author.Colby Moorehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11984711453640109336noreply@blogger.com